Phil Oye

Here’s a timeline of events:

• Midnight last night, I lose my wallet.
  
• 4:30am, someone finds it in the gutter and turns it in to the police. The police actually expend the effort to try and find me. They call my work, cancel my credit cards, and call the American consulate.
  
• 9am, I notice it is gone and start calling the taxi companies.
  
• 9:15am I call the police.
  
• 10am I retrieve my wallet. Complete with all of my credit cards and all of the cash.
  

Amazing.